2.Stop fannying around with eggcups.
3.Do some new bloody work to enter the Royal academy Summer Exhibition,get selected and then start world domination.
4.Possible knee replacement -this could cock up the world domination bit
5.Stop fantasising about lovely children s wildlife tv presenter Steve Backshall.He would never be interested in a married woman with only one good knee.
6.Decorating Ruby s room.We have the decals.We nearly have the paint and we ve had the clear out.
7.Sort out my Not on the High St page-for goodness sake it can t be that freakin difficult.
8.Kick the cat out of the bedroom at night-woke up thinking i was wearing a busby but it was the bloody cat on my head
9.Clean the car.Too horrible to even really consider.
10.Do more jigsaw puzzles-can you get ones with more than 1000 pieces ?
11.Get me hair done.It s an embarassment.